partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via circumcising)

Gonnnna dance to the apocalyyypse

couchcartoons:

A Day To Remember by Adam Elmakias

(via flowerwasted)

fragile-diamonds:

15/04/14 Ripping Petals

Hi world, one week till Easter ♡

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via hate)

Q

Anonymous asked:

Ha I bet that you'd commit suicide in a minute after going off your antidepressants

A

sassysquats:

fitlove1221:

sassysquats:

Is that funny to you???

This is the least ok thing I have seen in a long time…I’m so so so sorry you have to deal with ignorant pieces of shit like this

Yeah people are ignorant.. But I’m just grateful that I’m now strong enough to handle it

thyswagismurder:

I made a Fallout based thingy. 

(via pink-and-pervy)

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via oliver1013)

pink-and-pervy:

Bum wiggle for you!